You took an amazing selfie, you chose the perfect filter, but now you need a caption that captures this exact moment… But your mind is blank, you try to imagine a clever Instagram caption that goes with your photo but you can’t seem to think of one. Has this happened to you? Well, fear not! Here’s a list of sassy Instagram caption ideas for every occasion.
Caption idea: When you want to spread happiness
- Can’t find the sunshine? Be the sunshine!
- Just be yourself. That drives people crazy.
- The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted at all.
- I think being in love with life is the key to eternal youth.
- When the world says that there is no hope, we bring love.
Caption idea: Perfect captions for a perfect selfie
- Yup, I woke up like this!
- No better you than the you that you are.
- Never regret anything that made you smile.
- Too glam to give a damn.
- I’m sending my selfie to NASA because I’m a star.
Caption Idea for Couples
- Forget about the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you.
- Where is love. There is life.
- Every story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
- Together is a wonderful place to be.
- Sometimes happiness isn’t in four walls. It’s in two eyes, a smile and a heartbeat.
Funny captions for funny moments
- Enjoy at least one sunset per day!
- I don’t give a ship.
- If nothing goes right, go left.
- Of course, I do marathons. On Netflix.
- I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like four or five times, just to be sure.
Caption Ideas to inspire wisdom
- We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorns have roses.
- You become what you surround yourself with.
- If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
- Sometimes a few words can sum up the wisdom of a million books.
- Enjoy the little things in life, because one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things.
Sassy Caption Ideas
- Be a ray of sunshine with a mix of a hurricane.
- I hope your day is as nice as my butt.
- I’m not always savage. Sometimes I’m sleeping.
- I’m on that New New (poop emoji), you’re on that last year (poop emoji)
- Don’t need the spotlight. I glow on my own light.
Caption Ideas for a Party night or going out
- Cheers to the freakin’ weekend!
- I wish some nights could last forever
- I’ve been working all week. Where the hell is my drink?
- Say oh, got this feeling you can’t fight like this city is on fire tonight.
- No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep.
Caption Ideas for friends
- Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
- Love is temporary but friends are forever.
- Sing with me. Sing for the years, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
- I live for the nights that I can’t remember, with the people that I won’t forget.
- Friends are the family you choose.
Birthday captions
- Darling, it’s my birthday. Accepting all ca$happ donations
- Another year wiser, happier and older.
- I’ve decided that I won’t age anymore.
- It’s party time because it’ my birthday!
- Turned my birthday into my lifestyle.
Because sadness can be shared too
- If you could read my mind you would be in tears.
- Memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks.
- Hell is loving you in my sleep and waking up alone.
- Sadness lives in the night.
- Only does the moon know how much I still miss you.
